Late one night when I couldn’t sleep, I decided to browse WordPress and read different crafting blogs. I love to read what other people are doing, though it does nothing to help me go to sleep. It really just fuels my need to master all the crafts. I stumbled upon THIS tutorial, which is amazing, and the wheels began turning in my head. What if I dyed my own yarn? I love bright, vibrant colors. I love the thought of being able to perfectly execute the right mixtures of color to make the perfect yarn for a project.
So, at 3 a.m., a plan was born.
I went to my local Hobby Lobby and purchased a single skein of ‘I Love this Wool’. Don’t ask me why I only bought one. It would have been smart to AT LEAST get two just in case I failed miserably at this dying thing. But, alas, I didn’t think about that until later. I was in that blissful state of crafter’s oblivion — you know, the state between ‘I think I’ll try this’ and ‘WHY AM I A FAILURE?!’. Nothing could stop me!
Actually, two toddlers DID stop me. It took me almost a week to find a quiet moment in this hectic house to begin the preparation of the yarn. Oh, yeah, unwinding it into a huge loop? We won’t even talk about how long and how comical that must have been. I didn’t take pictures because…well… it was bad. Add to that a toddler that wants to help Mommy and another toddler who wants to play in the yarn, and disaster is a word that I would use.
Once I finally made the giant loop of chaos, I found a bucket to put the yarn and vinegar in. It actually looked a lot like spaghetti, which is TERRIBLE because my youngest loves spaghetti. She LOVES it. I had to hide the bucket.
I’d like to add that vinegar reminds me of coloring Easter eggs the night before Easter. It also reminds me of terrible sunburns and not being able to move my upper body for days. So a good-bad there. But at this point, the entire kitchen smells like vinegar, and I’m strangely okay with this. It’s torture to wait the recommended amount of time, but I’m a good girl and wait an hour before I start mixing the colors like some kind of mad scientist.
As the tutorial says, I choose a maximum amount of three colors, mix them in hot water and vinegar, and pour them carefully into the crock pot one at a time
You can probably see my mistake at this point. I wanted a nice red-orange-yellow transition, and it really only went red-yellow. But, cest la vie, I went along with the experiment, silently kicking myself for only getting ONE skein of yarn and mourning the fact that I ruined it already. Maybe by some miracle it will look alright. I prayed by the crock pot. Don’t judge.
So, three hours later, I peeked at the water (which was clear) and began the process of cooling the yarn and setting it with more vinegar. Once it set for a while, I pulled it out and began the slow process of drying it. I wrung out as much water as I could, wrapped it in a towel and squeezed. I did this twice with two different towels. Once it was mostly dry, I took it out to my van and gently laid it on the seat. I live in South Carolina, more lovingly known as the steaming armpit of the world. It’s so hot out there right now that I could literally fry eggs on the pavement.
I figured that at the temperature that it was at (probably over 600), It would dry nicely without the danger of felting.
It was dry in ten minutes.
I would like to point out that before this lovely experiment that I had never hand-woven a skein of yarn. ALL of my experience with yarn has literally been from Hobby Lobby. I’m spoiled with the little strand of goodness popping out of the middle of the skein with no knots, no hellish fight to the death to try and NOT knot the ring of yarn I had just spent eight hours on, nothing like that.
I was baptized by fire.
It’s nearly impossible for me to touch loose yarn without knotting it. At this point, I’m pretty sure some entity is trying to tell me that I should never try to do this again. If it wasn’t for my amazing mother-in-law patiently fixing my mistakes, I may have lit the entire skein on fire.
But, I was finally able to twist it into some semblance of a pretty hank of yarn.
It turned out beautifully. The pictures really don’t do the skein justice. Once it was twisted and out in the light, I was amazed at how vibrant and beautiful it was. It didn’t even pool, like I was really afraid it did looking at the crock pot, and I will be naming this color combo Phoenix because of how fiery it turned out.
I’m addicted, and I learned so much from this one experiment that I will be doing much better on my next round. Maybe an entire mythical creatures line? Mermaid could be blues and purples, Dragon could be various greens…. I’m so excited!
If you want to do this yourself, please check out Night Owl Knit n Crochet and Daisy Head Creations. Both of them have fantastic tutorials, and I learned so much from them. But also, don’t be afraid to experiment on your own! You might think it’s ruined, but then it turns out beautiful. I can’t wait to work something up with this yarn.
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